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JUST INAPPROPRIATE THINGS...
CRAFTSMANSHIP AND DEDICATION
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Still me. Just another guy with a hobby. Mine happens to be making custom cutting boards and miscellaneous ornaments. I take pride in every piece I create, ensuring it reflects the highest level of craftsmanship and dedication to my customers. I also love to cook!
Cheesecake is my go-to, and "Chicken and Dumplings" is my "sinful" dish. (I add leeks, mushrooms and carrots to mine!!!) The name "Just Inappropriate Things" came from my mouth. Yep, Coprolalia. The things that I say and do for that matter. Oh well, filters are for Nuns! Every once in a blue moon I slip one on. A habit, not a filter!
Every item created at "Just Inappropriate Things" is crafted with precision and care. Grant it, I am far from perfect. But I am dedicated to delivering the finest quality products. Rest assured, I will do my very best to keep you happy. I never exaggerate or inflate my prices. Hell the most expensive thing I sell is $90. Seriously. I do however get a chuckle when someone tells me: "Oh, you just hit a button and it does all the work!" Yeah right! Go make some, and let me know how that works out for you. Remember the "Inappropriate" thing..... Oh, that reminds me, check out: "The Making of the Red Collar" video on the "Projects" page to get an idea of how stuff is basically made.
At "Just Inappropriate Things", I understand that every customer has unique preferences. That's why I offer a personalized approach to every order, providing customization options to tailor each item to your specific needs. Without you having to take out a mortgage. We can create something for any budget.
